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kleinerfrosch:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

WHY DOES HIS RELIGION MATTER. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO IGNORANT. CUE RAGE MODE.

I’ve read Zealot, and its fantastic.  

cwnerd12:

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

I love this post.

So by being the dominant sex of the species, the males dont have to do as much as the females?Makes perfect sense, since it’s completely accurate.  

cwnerd12:

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

I love this post.

So by being the dominant sex of the species, the males dont have to do as much as the females?

Makes perfect sense, since it’s completely accurate.  

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maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

I am an american and fuck swans eagles for life #freedom.

(Source: shoryukenme, via kleinerfrosch)

operatorsgonnaoperate:

Operator as fuck.

This should be the new infantry uniform. View high resolution

operatorsgonnaoperate:

Operator as fuck.

This should be the new infantry uniform.

(via coffeeandspentbrass)

irontemple:

everybody-loves-to-eat:

nuggets, waffle fries, and classic sandwiches from chik fil a

fuck chik fil a.

I’ll fukin rek u m8

theohpioneer:

Just returned from paddling the longest stretch of the Catawba river without a dam, 35 miles in 24 hours. It was incredibly grueling and heinous, but I finished it. A new True and Brave chapter coming soon.

The floor is lava!
— Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

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